

. OMG, I know things can sometimes get deep in the weeds in this thread, but, guys, I just came back from a visit to FSU and

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Very heated and nasty debate raging over there about IVF, surrogacy, child welfare, forced adoption and emancipated minors...or something. I am so confused, but as best I could understand.... apparently;
Arthur Liu got an donor egg from a Russian lady, in order to qualify Alysa for the Eteri bonus. Eteri is a surrogate mother incubating baby skaters, from eggs she poached from someone (Davydov? Pamova?) only to deliver them to Yana for big dollars, because Eteri is so poor that she cannot afford a fur coat made from 101 Dalmatians. Hot Sergei is the Pied Piper luring all the children away, because he never received the fur coat that he was promised. Plushy is just a scarecrow, because he doesn't have a brain. Janny is really Dorothy, because "there's no place like home". RusFed is Child Protective Services making all the decisions about which little babies get roast beef, and which little babies get ice dance partners. Alina is Gwendolyn the good witch. And world champion level skaters are either powerfully determined elite achievers or tragically manipulated and abused pawns of politics and greed.
I haven't sorted it all, yet, but don't worry. I am not bananas, the truth is out there.