2023 CS Autumn Classic Pairs Short Program

[Ichatdelune]

last season? why am i not remembering it?

 

[figureskatingandrainbows]

the random growling voiceovers, taking us to a cursed club, and the Halloween-looking decal on his shirt have earned this program 4 out of 5

 

[Lamente Ariane]

Honestly... I appreciate the effort to keep us awake but camp doesn't work if you're just skating through it like it's normal music

 

[el henry]

What is this "music"?

What does it have to do with these costumes?

Je ne sais pas

 

[elektra blue]

the Kovalevs aren't clearly ready to compete, it looks like they regressed...also someone was burping in the microphone when they recorded the music

 

[Lamente Ariane]

the random growling voiceovers, taking us to a cursed club, and the Halloween-looking decal on his shirt have earned this program 4 out of 5

It was hard to hear the announcers at John Nicks but anyone could guess they were representing France by the music cuts alone

 

[Mariiiiskate]

I really dont know what to think about this program

Things didnt work out as planned but at least there was no falls and its early season they have loads of time to work out all the kinks.

 

[cheerknithanson]

the Kovalevs aren't clearly ready to compete, it looks like they regressed...also someone was burping in the microphone when they recorded the music

Holy moly lol

 

[Jumping_Bean]

last season? why am i not remembering it?

And as a dress too, because one version was not enough


Though nowhere near as bad as the toilet dress, it is proof that this team (or their coaches) have an interesting sense of style

 

[yuumagical]

Modern-style Egyptian music appears to be an increasingly popular trend in skating...

 

[Ichatdelune]

Huh? Did the announcer have a stroke?

 

[el henry]

OK, no scores? Did the English speaking announcer know something we didn't?

 

[Lamente Ariane]

the Kovalevs aren't clearly ready to compete, it looks like they regressed...also someone was burping in the microphone when they recorded the music

Yeah, I swear she had the exact same stepout on the SBS jumps a couple weeks ago too. Hopefully for them they will look stronger on the Grand Prix...

 

[MsLayback]

The Chicken Farmers of Canada signage at center ice...I'm dying!

 

[figureskatingandrainbows]

Huh? Did the announcer have a stroke?

French overload, she is out trying to find a beret and baguettes

 

[labgoat]

last season? why am i not remembering it?

It was bright yellow

 

[elektra blue]

Well Mme. Kovalev Je suis disappointed that is just an ugly dress nothing special

i know right? i was expecting more from her

And as a dress too, because one version was not enough


Though nowhere near as bad as the toilet dress, it is proof that this team (or their coaches) have an interesting sense of style

so camp ahahaha

 

[Lamente Ariane]

French overload, she is out trying to find a beret and baguettes

She went out for a smoke break!

 

[elektra blue]

5th

 

[Jumping_Bean]

She went out for a smoke break!

She went and deducted three points - Wonder what went wrong there for them to not notice until they almost announced the score?