Note to Paula Abdul: Your dress appears to be a size too small. If you dressed like this on a regular basis, we could attribute your weird commentary to lack of blood circulation to your brain, however….
Anyway –
THE TOP THREE:
1. David A – Tonight’s theme was totally up his alley, and I was expecting Sappyville, USA, but this was actually very understated and extremely well done.
2. Kristy Lee – Yep, I’ve got her in the top 3. In part, because if my expectations are lower to begin with, it’s easier to impress me. Nonetheless – her best by, pardon the pun, a COUNTRY mile; excellent vocal, tho her movement on stage was terrible. However, it’s a singing competition and not a movement competition.
3. Jason -- Very very nice, and bonus points for doing this version of the song without those annoying "oo oo oo"’s that annoyed me about the "original". However, I have to wonder if he’s ever going to have one of those "OMG where did THAT come from??" moments that many contestants have had in the past, or if he’s just going to level out at very very nice.
THE MIDDLE:
4. Brooke – Like Jason, very very nice, but really no more than that. She had maybe a little too much voice for the song, but at least the connection with the song, missing last week, was back.
5. Carly – A little erratic, but overall fairly good; I do have to agree with Simon, tho, that it had kind of a remote, angry quality to it.
THE BOTTOM THREE:
6. Syesha -- I’m a little doubtful about AI songs done by previous winners being done by current contestants, and I was never a fan of that song to start with. That being said, as big a fan as I was of Fantasia, I actually like Syesha’s version of this better; I think her voice is better suited for it. And I’d have her ranked higher if she hadn’t let out that hideous SHRIEK toward the end.
7. Michael – TOTALLY agree with Simon that he’s got to stop going out there and acting like a wannabe. I am SO over his "Look At What A Rock GOD I Am" routine. And the high notes were hideous.
8. David C -- This was all over the place, and totally fell flat. And the message on his hand was a little – something. Definitely a flop IMHO; from him, I expect much much better.