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Evgenia Medvedeva

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*Note: the surname "Medvedeva" (Медведева) comes from the word «medved» (Медведь). It mean bear.



Urgant: Guys, guys, guys, guys ... There is very little time left until the final of the Ice Age show. Well, of course, Sasha, all the talk is only about one pair ...

Sasha: Yes!

Urgant: Is there something between them, or not? (to the audience) Do you think this is Ilya Averbukh and Liza Arzamasova?

(audience laughs)

Sasha: Well, I would think so too ...

Urgant: This is what Ilya Averbukh thinks: "is there something between us or not." But no, guys, this is Evgenia Medvedeva and Danya Milokhin. Come on out!

(Evgenia and Milokhin go out and sit on the sofa for guests)

Urgant: So, Evgenia Medvedeva and Danya Milokhin, or, as they are called, Medvelokhins.

Milokhin: Haha.

Urgant: They call you Medvelokhins. Hello, Zhenya, hello, Danya, hello guys. You are the youngest couple on the Ice Age project. You ... Danya, are you already 20 years old?

Milokhin: Yes, I am already an adult.

Urgant: No, an adult is someone 21. Therefore, you cannot pretend to be an adult. Tell me, 20 years - this is how you feel, how you have changed, then Zhenya will tell me about it.

Milokhin: Damn, in fact, nothing has changed. I am the same ... I am the same. My hair began to grow a little on my chest, especially on the left (he touches his chest).

Urgant: Are you straightening this hair now?

Milokhin: Yes. Haha. There is a little more hair, and so I try not to touch it, so that ...

Urgant: You take care of them, please. The sparse hair on Milokhin's chest ... Was it just at the age of 20 that it began to happen to you?

Milokhin: Yes!

Urgant: Do you want us to give you a hormone cream?

Milokhin: Ha ha ha!

Urgant: And trust me, we won't find you in that hairy stuffed animal [that you turn into]. (To Medvedeva) What do you think is the difference between 19-year-old Milokhin and 20-year-old Milokhin? Because it seems to me, Zhenechka, that you are wonderful [should know this]. You influence him well. He generally began to think about the vegetation on his chest ...

Milokhin: Ha ha ha!

Urgant: Well, how is he?

Zhenya: I would rather speak not about the difference between the ages of 19 and 20, but about the difference between his state in which he was before the start of the "Ice Age" and now, after this show.

Urgant: Okay, let's compare before the Ice Age and after. Did you know each other before the Ice Age?

Zhenya: Well ...

Milokhin: we already knew each other on MuzTV ...

Zhenya: Yes.

Urgant: Don't remember! Otherwise, you won't have enough money to remember this "MuzTV".

Milokhin: Ha-ha-ha (throwing back his head)

Urgant: So you met. What was your first impression? Tell us about your first impressions of each other.

Zhenya: We met when we were already told that we would skate together (at least presumably).

Urgant: Well, yes.

Zhenya: Here, and ... (to Milokhin) How many times have we already talked about this? (laughs)

Milokhin: We have said it many times, but here, I think, it can be repeated.

Zhenya: Okay.

Urgant: Guys, if you think that I watched all your interviews, then this is so. I watch all of your interviews, all of your performances, but I need to know. I think: what if you say something else here. I will not ask you ...

Zhenya: Okay, come on

Urgant: It's unclear, until now no one knows whether there is something between Zhenya and Danya or not. Therefore, we will not ask you about this. So there is something between Dania and Zhenya, or not?

Milokhin: Ha-ha!

Sasha: we are all waiting here!

Milokhin: So, I am answering the first question.

Zhenya: First, OK.

Urgant: (pulls out and shows a photograph of Milokhin's leg with a tattoo of a bear on skates and in a bra, everyone laughs). Let's go straight away: if you don't want to talk about something, then let's [talk about it anyway]. (shows the photo again). Dear friends! As we can see, Dani's hair grows on his chest, but there is no hair on his legs. But there is a tattoo on the leg. Tell us Dania about this tattoo.

Milokhin: I really like to surprise people. Especially people with whom I have to work for six months. Well, whatever happens ...

Urgant: Contract, I understand. Under the contract, they made you.

Midokhin (laughs): I like to surprise people, and I thought that if I get a tattoo depicting Evgenia Medvedeva, she will be very surprised. And she was surprised. I had enough emotion.

Urgant: Well, what were your impressions? And in general, here is the bear - what does the bear in women's underwear symbolize?

Milokhin: Ha-ha, at first I wanted without underwear, but without underwear it would be too ...

Urgant: Strange. You see, here is a bear, underwear ...

Sasha: Some kind of boots, or what is it?

Milokhin (turning to Sasha): What boots?

Zhenya: Boots, boots ...

Urgant: And here is the inscription in the lower part of belly - I will call it that ...

Milokhin: Why lower part, just on the belly, is this belly!

Urgant: It's not a belly anymore, it's ...

Milokhin: Bear groin ...

Urgant: it says "I love Danya" ...

Milokhin: Bear groin ...

Urgant: Let's call it Beargroin. And below it is written: "I love Danya." Zhenya, how is it?

Zhenya: Daniel, explain yourself

Milokhin: This is ...

Urgant: What is it really? There's a bear in a bra! Why did you put the symbol of the United Russia party in a bra? (everyone laughs) What is this?

Milokhin: Well, she shouldn't completely like a surprise. She very much asked me to remove this inscription.

Zhenya: Yes, at first I asked to remove this tattoo completely. Then I deleted this message ...

Urgant: Isn't it easier to rip off Milokhin's leg, and that's it?

Zhenya: Well, I couldn't then - I still needed it, then the "Ice Age" was just beginning ...

Urgant: Oh, yes, I completely forgot, legs are needed to skate. So: well, Zhenya, well, a beautiful picture. I would say Asian style.

Zhenya: I later resigned myself to the fact that this is forever, as if I said: "Good, beautiful"

Urgant: And this is forever?

Milokhin: Yes, forever.
 
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Urgant: Congratulations, very good. Then let's have the next question: tell me about training. How does this affect you? So you meet and train - who influences that in your pair. Danya, have you become more athletic?

Milokhin: I have become more mature, it seems to me. More courageous.

Zhenya: Danya turned into the Hulk after ...

Urgant: That's for sure. When he entered, I honestly did not recognize him. I thought: "who is this dork?"

Milokhin: Ha ha ha.

Sasha: Kurt Cobain ...

Urgant: Who is this Kurt Cobain ... No, that's a bad comparison. So, well, how is this manifested?

Milokhin: Well, what is it ... She, Evgenia, is such a very serious woman. So you can say. She is sportswoman ...

Zhenya: Komsomolka...

*Note: Komsomolka – this is girl, member of the Komsomol (communist youth union). The phrase "sportswoman, Komsomolka" (спортсменка, комсомолка) is a quote from a very popular Soviet comedy.

Milokhin: Yes, and I probably take this seriousness from her. A little, not all the seriousness, a little.

Urgant: How?

Milokhin: How I can to take it? Here we are skating and communicating. We don't just skate in silence, we have to communicate.

Urgant: Do you have to? Well, forced - communicate. So?

Milokhin: And during communication, I take something from her, she takes something from me. I take her seriously, and what Evgenia takes from me, let her tell.

Zhenya: I relaxed, I started to look at life easier, and in general I find it easier to live.

Urgant: Seriously? Thanks to this? (points a finger at Milokhin)

Zhenya: Yes.

Urgant: Has life become easier?

Sasha: How communicating vessels ...

Urgant: Guys, it turns out that you balance [each other]

Sasha: Yin and Yang ...

Urgant: So you took something from each other? How can it be when there is nothing between you?

Milokhin: Ha ha ha

Zhenya: Well, it's just, maybe ...

(audience laughter)

Urgant: Miracles!

Zhenya: we are just a very creative tandem.

Urgant: A very creative tandem? So, and here ...

Sasha: Like Bandurin and Vashukov ...

Urgant: Yes! That's why you better don't say anything now ... Zhenya, tell me how you can skate in a pair. You’ve always been alone before, but here you’re a pair.
 
part 3:

Zhenya: I like it. Danya is a very reliable partner, it was very comfortable with him ...

Milokhin: Not always. Not always, to be honest.

Zhenya: There were moments when I was scared ...

Milokhin: more than once.

Zhenya: very scary:

Urgant: do you mean supports and similar things?

Zhenya: Yes, and at the end of the project it all continued. Yes, there was something that I was scared. And Dana was also scared, only he did not show it, so ...

Urgant (to Milokhin): It was scary, right?

Milokhin: something.

Urgant: What was the worst thing?

Milokhin: when we did support, this is the worst thing.

Urgant: The worst thing?

Milokhin: No, I'm not afraid to lift her up, but ...

Urgant: What's worse, dropping Zhenya or falling down yourself?

Milokhin: Dropping is worse, it's honest.

Urgant: Of course ...

Milokhin: As if nothing would have happened to me ... When we fell for the first time, nothing happened. Here I had a lump during the day, and that's it. The main thing is that nothing happened to Zhenya during this. It would be much worse.

Sasha: It's cute.

Urgant: That's very cute.

Milokhin: No, guys, it's like all pairs participating in the "Ice Age". If a man in a couple treats his partner badly, then they do not work out. And then they leave the project.

Urgant: Danya, have you become physically stronger?

Milokhin: Yes! (raises his arms, showing biceps, which, however, are not noticeable)

Urgant: I just realized that a lot of people thank Ice Age for losing weight during this show, keeping in good shape. And you, as I understand it, on the contrary, gained weight.

Milokhin: I started eating. Because before the "Ice Age" it was very difficult to force me to eat, but Evgenia began to force me.

Zhenya: Yes, we just came to the restaurant between workouts. And we ordered food ourselves. I told him: I will not let you leave the table until you have eaten all this. And he sat already gorged to such an extent that he blew bubbles from his mouth, but still eat stubbornly ...

Urgant: Did you blow bubbles? This could have been done in a separate performance. About the "goldfish". Danya, can you promise that you will not go into big sports after the "Ice Age"? Won't you leave Tik-Tok?

Milokhin: No, of course, I will not leave Tik-Tok, but I do not want to leave the sports world, but to look there.

Urgant: Look? One thing ... Okay, then, Zhenya - as far as I understand, this is not the first time you have skated with a partner. What can you say about the New Year's show?

Zhenya: Yes. Friends, about the New Year's show. We have a new performance by Ilya Averbukh ...

Urgant: Finally. Finally, some new choreographer.

Zhenya: Snow [queen] ...

Urgant: Finally, at least something new ...

Zhenya: Everything remains stable here. Ilya Averbukh always makes great shows. So, friends - "The Snow Queen" from the second to the eighth of January - come, there will be several performances a day. When I leave here, I cross the road - and that's where our rehearsals are taking place. So I'm right from here to there.

Urgant: And also Anna Karenina, right? I have it written somewhere - it will soon be on the online platform.

Zhenya: Anna Karenina is a performance in which I first got the experience of skating in pairs. Sasha Enbert was my partner. We have videotaped this show and will soon be available on an online platform.

Urgant: I just have a photo from the Anna Karenina show ... (takes out a photo and shows it) No, it turns out that this is your kiss!

Milokhin: Ha ha ha ha!

Sasha: This is for fans only

Urgant: Guys ... Sasha, stop this tantrum.

Sasha: I am a fan of this couple, I watched ...

Urgant: Hold on ... ride your hormones, Sasha! These are adults.

Sasha: When are we going to skate like this?

Urgant: When are we with you?

Sasha: I won't drop you! I can handle all your excess weight!

Urgant: Overweight? Are you going to lift me? Guys, come on, tell us all about the kiss. You have made some progress in this. This kiss has not yet been on the air, but everyone is already talking about it. You explain to us - this is what kind of endurance and skill you need to have, so that, in the absence of feelings between you, this is something like this (again he shows the photo).

Sasha: It's simple. They sniffed each other, rubbed their noses. Maybe they portrayed dogs like that, how do we know.

Urgant: You will soon be 50 years old, Sasha, what is "sniffing each other", stop! For this expression, in your place, another person will be held responsible. Guys, tell me. We need to understand. Because for me it is very difficult to understand - in the era of a pandemic! (shows kissing photo again)

Milokhin: We are being held captive ...

Zhenya: I and he have a QR code

Urgant: You are being held captive and forced, right?

Milokhin: Ilya Averbukh. Held us captive until the project was completed.

Zhenya: This is how he held us: (shows with her hands how Ilya Averbukh pressed on the heads of Zhenya and Milokhin while they were kissing).

Urgant: Did he make you kiss?

Milokhin: Yes, he made us kiss each other.

Urgant: Wait, how did the rehearsals go? Did he check anything himself?

Milokhin: We have never rehearsed.

Zhenya: He kissed with Liza Arzamasova only...

Sasha: That's all it turned out.

Urgant: It turns out that there is something between them. This is what I want to tell you ... First of all, I would like to address the audience. Guys, I see that this is very important for our viewers. It is important for us to understand ... We want to move to 2022 with at least a minimal understanding of your status. It is important. But you don't tell us anything at all. We don't understand anything what's going on. Now, after the advertisement, we will conduct a serious test for you - is there something between you or not. It will be love at first sight.
 
part 4:

(music)

Urgant: Evgenia Medvedeva and Danya Milokhin! By the way, today Danya sings a song with Ilya Lagutenko in our show, we will have a premiere.

(applause)

Urgant: Danya is also a singer. An athlete, a singer, and this is now, with Medvedeva, and there, with Lagutenko, he will sing in a completely different way. This is not important, something else is important: guys, yes, they do tattoos to each other, they kiss, they sit in an embrace, but this does not mean anything, we do not know anything about whether there is something between them or not. And now we will check it in our game called "Love at First Sound". We will bring this couple to clean water right now. Come on guys ...

(game splash screen)

This is love at first sight, which we call "Love at first sound". Danya Milokhin will close his shameless eyes right now - that's it, that's right, that's it ... Three participants will come out right now, one of them is Zhenya. Everyone will have changed voices ...

Milokhin: And Zhenya too?

Urgant: And she too, of course. Each of them will answer questions related to you, and you will tell me which number answers the way Zhenya would answer. In the end, we will choose the member whom you will call more often than others, she will come out here and you will kiss her.

Milokhin: No! Not! OK…

Urgant: So, welcome our members! Contestant number one, number two and number three ... So, the first question: Zhenya, tell me what is your favorite plush toy?

Number 1: Anyone other than a bear cub.

Milokhin: Voices so changed ?! You can not do it this way!

Urgant: Get ready. You will go with Zhenya to rest in a southern country, she will drink cold lemonade there and will talk to you just like that. So, the answer was - any toy, except a teddy bear. Member number two, please:

Zhenya: Recently - a unicorn.

Urgant: A unicorn recently.

Milokhin: How scary it is. This is not Zhenya.

Urgant: Can you imagine three Ilya Averbukh standing there?

Milokhin: Ha-ha!

Urgant: And participant number three.

Number 3: Tractor.

Urgant: So, which one is Zhenya? Number one, two or three?

Milokhin: For some reason it seemed to me that number 3 is Zhenya.

Urgant: The members change places! Changed, changed ... So - if you were a primitive man, what sounds would you describe your couple with Milokhin? Please number one!

Number 1: Mma-mma, jaga-jaga.

Milokhin: No, it's not Zhenya!

Urgant: Wait, let me move ... Your unicorn beats against the microphone and interferes ... So, number two, please, what primal sounds would you use to describe your love? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't talk about it. Describing your pair.

Number 2: Tick-tock!

Urgant: Tick-tock?

Number 2: Tick-tock!

Urgant: And participant number three, please!

Zhenya: A-a-a-ah!

Milokhin: Damn, for some reason it seems to me again ... They have changed, is that for sure, yes, 100%?

Urgant: Yes, they changed places. Not 100%, but changed.

Milokhin: Ha ha ha.

Urgant: Because we never change 100%.

Milokhin: I don't know, let me tell you ...

Urgant: Speak already, nothing - you will kiss with someone, and that's it.

Milokhin: Number 3 again, it seems to me.

Urgant: Number 3? Okay, number three. Let's go - change places, faster - change places.

Milokhin: Is Zhenya really there?

Urgant: Zhenya is there. So, what does Zhenya say when he falls on the ice because of your poor support? Word or expression. Participant number one:

Zhenya: ay, damn it!

Milokhin: (claps his hands and almost squeals)

Urgant: We didn't soak the mask in anything? .. Number two, please!

Number 2: OMG!

Urgant: And participant number three?

Number 3: Dropped the bear on the floor, ripped off the bear's paw.

Urgant: Quiet! One, two or three?

Milokhin: Two.

Urgant: Your answer is two. OMG. Guys, look for a million rubles just in case. Next ... Imagine ... Here's the question. Imagine an avalanche has blocked you in a ski lodge with no internet. What will you do?

Milokhin: Ha ha ha!

Urgant: participant number one?

Number 1: Let's get into education.

Urgant: Member number two?

Zhenya: Mathematics.

Urgant: And participant number three?

Number 3: Try mmm, mmm, try jaga-jaga.

Milokhin: I think this is number two.

Urgant: Two ... Mathematics, huh? And the last question ... Swap places. The last question - how does Danya Milokhin kiss? Now you will understand everything. I put this question on purpose, now you choose - and that's it. Number one please:

Number 1: Best of all!

Urgant: Best of all. It's like Maxim Galkin. Number two?

Zhenya: okay.

Urgant: Will he okay?

Milokhin: okay.

Urgant: oh, okay ... And participant number three?

Number 3: Average.

Urgant: Well, any of them could be Zhenya. If I know you. Average ... Well?

Milokhin: I think it will do. Somehow she ... Yes, damn it, not her!

Urgant: Danya, I'll tell you now: I'll invite number two now (don't take off your mask). The one that said "okay", right?

Milokhin: Yes.

Urgant; Danya, but there will be no way back.

Milokhin: Let's be number one ... No, she, she, she!

Urgant: (calls number 3, then Zhenya)

Milokhin: Isn't she?

Urgant: I don’t know, it’s fine now. I don't understand myself ...

Milokhin: What did you think of there?

Urgant: So ... I'd love to see this.

Milokhin: Whom should I kiss?

Urgant: Yes. Open your eyes, in front of you is your winner

Number 3: (shouts and skips Zhenya forward)

Urgant: Give flowers to you

Sasha: The scandal didn't work ...

Urgant: The scandal did not work out...
 
LadyScarlatta said:
hahaha it made me laugh despite not understanding anything, I also realized the stereotype of the Mexican hat but they were representing a Spanish culture (?)
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to the Spanish part, I did not even wait it at the first attempt to view. At first, they portrayed free wrestlers from Dagestan (this is an autonomy within Russia, located in the Caucasus), and it was so terrible that I simply could not stand it. The quality of the humor is incredibly low.

And yes, they kind of portrayed a certain part of the culture of Spain. The main character of this part is a bullfighter. But the main element of Spanish culture remained the same as in the first part - it is Spanish shame.

Evgenia has nothing to do with it, of course. This is just the face of modern Russian television. Maybe not only Russian. The dumbest show, designed, apparently, to make people degenerates.
 
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Hello Zhenya fans!

We already know about the Zhenya-Jason mutual admiration society, but thought you might appreciate these specific words from Jason in an interview published today:

"Who's Your Most Interesting Teammate?​

I had the opportunity to train with Evgenia Medvedeva, and out of everyone I have ever trained with, she truly inspired me the most. I really learned a lot from her when it came to focus, drive, and determination. She taught me a lot, and really impacted me as a competitor."

Jason thinks of Zhenya as his teammate; I wish they still were:cry:

www.nbcolympics.com

Meet the Athletes: Jason Brown

Get to know Olympian Jason Brown as he vies for a spot at the 2022 Winter Games.
www.nbcolympics.com www.nbcolympics.com
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