Oh, come on! You claim you realize it was a joke but your remark shows clearly you do not understand and just kill it !I realize this is a joke.
But the fact that it doesn't include anything like a caveman showing off how he could draw perfect circles on the ice is very telling about what the understanding of how figure skating (as distinguished from distance/racing skating or just gliding around for fun) really was born historically or a significant aspect of what it still values.
So let me explain, it is about people doing very different things and insisting on comparing them. Nothing to do with perfect circles on the ice. You might have not noticed but they did not even have skates in the cave age so obviously they did not do perfect circles with their blades as they had no blades