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Anyone interest in this quiz about art? http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/quiz-can-you-tell-the-difference-between-modern-art-and-art#1tnrcu7
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7 of 11 RIGHT! Pretty dismal though.
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Anyone interest in this quiz about art? http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/quiz-can-you-tell-the-difference-between-modern-art-and-art#1tnrcu7
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--on the subject of Modern Art and Figure Skating, they come together in my mind as Jeremy Abbott.
NOT that he's like an ugly piece of modern art, it's just that I'm sure he's a great artistic skater, everyone tells me so, but I don't understand it at ALL.
Art can move people immensely and go right over another person's head.
In May 1961 Manzoni created 90 small cans, sealed with the text Artist's **** (Merda d'Artista). Each 30-gram can was priced by weight based on the current value of gold (around $1.12 a gram in 1960).
The contents of the cans remain a much-disputed enigma, since opening them would destroy the value of the artwork. Various theories about the contents have been proposed, including speculation that it is plaster.
In the following years, the cans have spread to various art collections all over the world and netted large prices, far outstripping inflation. The most recent can to be sold, #83, sold in October 2008 for £97,250. It was described as:
"It is a joke, a parody of the art market, and a critique of consumerism and the waste it generates."
—Stephen Bury

About Piero Manzoni and his Merda d'Artista (Artist's ****.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDWPH_jCjn8
Also from him: Artist's breath: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piero_Manzoni#mediaviewer/File:Artist'sbreath.jpg
Body of air: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpo_d'aria#mediaviewer/File:Corpod'aria.jpg
Lines: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linee#mediaviewer/File:Manzoni-linee.jpg
Now, I don't like them at all. But for many these are masterpieces, including my boyfriend who calls me a barbar because I hate them.![]()
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Here we've steered right back into subjectivity. I happen to think that Daisuke's program was beautiful from start to finish and if he had landed his jumps cleanly he should have a medal.
You choose to label Patrick's program unimaginative formulaic when many others may disagree completely. Yet your argument on the decline of Art in figure skating is based in part on this. Whose opinion has more weight?
I can name at least 10 ways his program would have been more beautiful if he had more freedom to do so. Saying somebody would have deserved a medal if they skated cleanly doesn't really say anything at all about the quality of the program. This is what people mean when they say the artistic standard needs to be raised. Anyone can take a picture at a nice beach with their phone these days and it will look "beautiful". What does that mean in comparison to other works, though? The point is in recognizing truly accomplished work and getting something from it rather than just saying "oh that was nice" and moving on.
Tell me this, after watching Daisuke's program, did it make you want to suddenly tell many people you know about it and say "you must see this!!"? Did it fill you with an overwhelming sensation of some sort? That's the effect a great performance should have on someone.
To have a valid opinion you need to have a basis for it. If someone "disagrees completely" then I highly question their ability to look at music in comparison to movement. The program contains him reeling off his 3 most difficult jumps at the start of the program without any real thematic buildup beforehand or payoff afterward, then doing a very long step sequence with seemingly random movements throughout, then a spin which concludes with a position that looks like a dog peeing sideways, and then doing 4 more jumps in a row (including two Lutzes back-to-back directly after the halfway point), most of which again have no real payoff afterward, but instead just some kind of random turn on the ice. That is the definition of formulaic. His movement is based upon an arbitrary system outside of the music. His movement is not exactly as it is because OF the music.
If you were to ask someone "what does your soul feel like when you listen to this music?", they would not describe something that looks like his program. Which means it was not a great artistic accomplishment. Never before CoP would anyone do an incredibly long footwork sequence with hardly any facial expression throughout. Nor would they put two Lutzes back-to-back directly halfway through a program. Why would you possibly want to do these things? It's not good choreography. It doesn't serve a purpose.
Of course, since Patrick has such amazingly perfect skating skills, people can find admiration in watching that. But just because one aspect is amazing, doesn't mean the rest is. That is again the problem of where the sport is at - everyone is focusing on the technical. Yes people are skating with more blade movement than ever before these days, but what exactly does that have to do with the artistic?

There is no set standards regarding artistry, but I come up with this alternative standard: Is the skater a good dancer if not on ice? or imagine he/she is not wearing skates when skating. And that should be judged by a dance judge.
As for Chan's Olympic program, it showcased every aspect of what good *skating* is. And that to me is more important than creating some subjective work of art. Many consider his Four Seasons a masterpiece, and of course many won't.
I didn't realise falling on your behind was what "good skating" is.
I know this is cliche but what is art. And as many people point out figure skating is still a sport with rules =- good or bad. COP really has "changed" things good or bad. There are so many requirements that admittedly sometimes things are done - even awkward spin positions or willing to fall on a harder jump just to get the points - for points rather than any artistic perspective or point. A simple spin may be more effective but that is not the game under COP.
