*running around in circles with an Australian flag* AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! OI OI OI!
I'm Dutch; watching the speed skating is pretty much obligatory, even though I don't care too much for it.
You're scaring me.
Not only that, it's the speed skating that brings the money and funds Dutch figure skaters.
Probably the only federation in the world where this is the case and not the other way round.
Is it halfpipe that's the one where the snowboarders end up flying in the sky somewhere? I love watching that. I'll catch a lot of whatever's on, because the Olympics is so fascinating to me, but of course skating is the one I really look forward to. At least with the other sports, though, I can watch without tension, because I'm not rooting for any competitors especially intensely. Skating makes me extra nervous because I worry so much that people will not do well--even ones I'm not especially pulling for. I probably have two different levels of blood pressure: when I watch skating versus when I watch everything else.