Words you'll never hear...

[Ravyn Rant]

How about..."and the nominee for the Democratic Presidential nomination is Dennis Kucinich".
Only in my dreams, I guess.
Rave

 

[show 42]

Ptichka..........that's what I'm afraid of........:sheesh: 42

 

[skatepixie]

and the American Idol is....
....William Hung

our speakers on ethics in sports tonight are....
.....Mike Tyson and Tonya Harding

your new drivers ed teacher....
....Oksana bauil

here to tell you about the importance of modesty in todays world...
....Janel Jackson

 

[Yazmeen]

Liz Taylor also stole Eddie Fisher from his wife, Debbie Reynolds, after the death of her (2nd? 3rd?) husband Mike Todd.

I couldn't resist a few from the figure skating world:

How's this:

Please welcome our panel who will discuss the importancy of hard work, practice and consistency in figure skating:

Tonya Harding
Christopher Bowman
Nicole Bobek


Presenting on the importance of the warm-up in figure skating success:

Tara Lipinski

Our guest speakers who will elaborate on the place for modesty in skating costuming:

Phillipe Candeloro
Katarina Witt

And finally, discussing the mechanics for successful quadruple jumps:

Michael Weiss

 

[icenut84]

....and the headliner for the half-time show at the 2005 Superbowl is...

Janet Jackson

"And the Grammy goes to...

The Cheeky Girls"

 

[John King]

"Tonight on A & E Biography:The Wide World Of Laura Flynn Boyle"

 

[mariana]

...our keynote speaker for the Mensa convention this year is... Jessica Simpson!!

Please welcome our breakout speaker on the importance of monogamy and fidelity in marriage...

Elizabeth Taylor



...this year Nobel Price in Economy... Domingo Cavallo (former ministry of economy in Argentina, responsably for todays economic crisis on this country)