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I predict Shoma and Sota end up becoming commentators on Japanese TV after they retire and they become very well known for their humorous and knowledgeable commentary and people call them the JapFigureBros :biggrin: also they may invite Yuzu and Dai as guest commentators sometimes too HAHAHA
If this actually happened, id listen to their commentary everyday even if I don't understand Japanese
 
Sam-Skwantch said:
Radionova invents an arm variation called the weed whacker that becomes all the rage until it's promptly banned when Yuzu performs one at Skate America that causes a front row fan wearing a wig to become a hairless mess due to the wind created by his weed whacking arms!

The Tano is replaced by a bizarre new trend where skaters yell James at the beginning of step sequences and a boisterous BROWN upon It's ending. The James Brown shuffle upsets all old school fans who refuse to believe it should be worth a positive GOE.

Judges are allowed to sleep during events and no one cares.

The ISU is proud to announce that center ice will now feature a fully inflated and animated whacky inflatable flailing tube arm man at all events. Skaters begin choreographing sequences which utilize this new feature.

Yulia releases a tell all book in which Ilya is shamed into admitting that the true inspiration of the SL iconic moment was a total ripoff!!
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Hahaha!!!! I love the james brown shuffle! Just try to picture quiet, sweet Satoko doing it!
 
Sam-Skwantch said:
The ISU is proud to announce that center ice will now feature a fully inflated and animated whacky inflatable flailing tube arm man at all events. Skaters begin choreographing sequences which utilize this new feature.
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Heh, when thinking about the Mario program we were talking about in the "underrated programs" thread, I was thinking how sweet it would be if obstacles were constantly lowered and raised from the rafters during the program. The funny thing is something did actually drop down from the ceiling during his performance at Europeans.
 
my english is very bad. so please, a little bit indulgence.
Yuzuru's SP next season will be on "lollipop" of Mika. because he will want to show how life is so sweet and when we have many friends like Pooh, Pucca, and all others disney's famous cuddly toys. his FS will be on a mix of "relax" and "popular song" of Mika (yeah i love this singer). for him life is so funny for complicate things. the exhibition program will be on "elle me dit" (yeah the same singer) because her mother always tell him that is not any more a kid.
 
After numerous scandals following the abolishment of anonymous judging only two people left to judge figure skating events: Technical Panel is represented by Evgheni Plushenko and Supreme Judge by Tarasova!
With new punishment system for falls even 1st grade shoolchildren can predict the winner, counting : minus 1, munus 2, minus 3, etc.
New cyber boots are produced based on skater gaps. Miyahara boots prevent prerotations, Wagner boots prevent underrotations and so on. Kids wearing Plushy boots come home complaining they can't fall anymore. Mommies don't get them at all.
Sponsors sponsor everything. Figure skaters fly first class only. Every event has it's own Red Carpet event and numerous afterparties. Nobody watches Game of thrones anymore. Everybody watches figure skating.
2018 Dance gold is decided during a poker game in a biggest Korean casino.
Johnny Weir sings the National Anthem on Nationals. Because, well, he can sing.;)
 
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invisiblespiral said:
Actual chickens.

Also, people can throw them at the judges as a form of booing them.
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What happenned with good old eggs?:scratch3:Eggs are good. They come from chicken. Less noisy and more effective.:dev3:

Actually... this gives me a new idea for a Crazy future prediction and it all is connected to figure skating!

You remember this beautiful tradition in Japan to have huge bunch of flowers with notes from fans on display at shows? With anonymous judging axed we could arrange nice baskets filled with eggs signed for judges of our "deepest respect" after each competition. Very elegant and sophisticated, don't you think?:dev3:
 
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The ISU decides to institute a Compulsary Program in singles, in which certain elements and a theme are chosen for a particular year and skaters must choose music that fits the theme and perform the same elements. The first year are 3F-3Lo or 3F-2Lo, 3S or 4S, and 2A or 3A. (same for men and ladies). The theme is "Literal Interpretations of Film Soundtracks." However, this becomes rather an issue when approximately 27 skaters use the various Romeo & Juliet soundtracks. To counter this, a "Warhorse Clause" is added to the next ISU communication: "Any and all musics considered by General Spectators to be 'warhorses' are hereby banned from use in Compulsary Programs, no matter how well they fit that year's selected theme." This, too, runs into problems when confusion arises as to what is and isn't a warhorse, so they must publish a list. This causes a lot of bickering on the fora.
 
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invisiblespiral said:
Actual chickens.

Also, people can throw them at the judges as a form of booing them.
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so if a pair decided to do the chicken dance, would the chicken be like a prop or a skating partner? If the chickens are allowed as partners, would the skaters be allowed to throw their human partners at the judges as well? :biggrin:
 
Sorrento said:
After numerous scandals following the abolishment of anonymous judging only two people left to judge figure skating events: Technical Panel is represented by Evgheni Plushenko and Supreme Judge by Tarasova!
With new punishment system for falls even 1st grade shoolchildren can predict the winner, counting : minus 1, munus 2, minus 3, etc.
New cyber boots are produced based on skater gaps. Miyahara boots prevent prerotations, Wagner boots prevent underrotations and so on. Kids wearing Plushy boots come home complaining they can't fall anymore. Mommies don't get them at all.
Sponsors sponsor everything. Figure skaters fly first class only. Every event has it's own Red Carpet event and numerous afterparties. Nobody watches Game of thrones anymore. Everybody watches figure skating.
2018 Dance gold is decided during a poker game in a biggest Korean casino.
Johnny Weir sings the National Anthem on Nationals. Because, well, he can sing.;)
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Can Johnny Weir Sing?? Why haven't I ever heard him sing? I've heard Joshua, Elvis Stojko, Yuna ( Who is my favorite followed closely by Joshua ) and unfortunately, Eman. However, I've never heard Johnny sing. Are there any clips of him singing?

OK.....Now I know why Elvis always looks so happy......His wife is Gorgeous.:love: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/..._MEi8tTUaN4NX3VKCCr-BaONxJv00Q4EV060fljU4rgXA
 
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yume said:
my english is very bad. so please, a little bit indulgence.
Yuzuru's SP next season will be on "lollipop" of Mika. because he will want to show how life is so sweet and when we have many friends like Pooh, Pucca, and all others disney's famous cuddly toys. his FS will be on a mix of "relax" and "popular song" of Mika (yeah i love this singer). for him life is so funny for complicate things. the exhibition program will be on "elle me dit" (yeah the same singer) because her mother always tell him that is not any more a kid.
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All this talk of Mika made me think of another crazy future prediction.

Alexandra de Hanovre (ISU Bio) will skate to Mika's most famous song, "Grace Kelly"!

(Alexandra, of course, is Grace Kelly's granddaughter)

CaroLiza_fan
 
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