2017 U.S. Nationals Championship Ladies FS

[smarts1]

I can't watch!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Plisskin]

Well, hopefully these last 3 skaters can save this competition. Please skate well Karen. Don't cave to pressure.

 

[FunsizedFlier]

Ugh, Karen's gorgeous.

 

[100yen]

Glad I'm not the only one who was amused by that exchange....

I went through 3 thoughts during that exchange: "aww she's so cute" "LOL" and then "... Oh wait that is my life too, but I'm sitting here with beer instead of knitting needles and memorizing skating routines instead of bible verses..."

 

[SarahSynchro]

Johnny: She enjoys memorizing Bible verses, crocheting and knitting.
:crickets:
Other Commentator: Everybody's gotta have a hobby, Johnny.
Johnny: ...
...

I can't stop thinking of this quote from The Simpsons when Homer gets Marge's photo in a biker magazine and the caption says: "Her hobbies include thievery and liquor. Her turn offs include underpants, pedestrians and justice."



Disclaimer: yes I know Tessa is 14, this stupid quote is not referring to Tessa at all, just the similarity to what Johnny said.

 

[Yatagarasu]

I am surprised they called that 3-3 clean, looked iffy. I guess there's replay.

 

[Chemistry66]

...actually, as sad as I am for Gracie and Tessa, I'm so excited for Mariah and Caroline.

 

[KwanIsALegend]

I know ths is late but I loved Caroline's dress! Beautiful.

 

[Interspectator]

Akiko (i think) is commentating on Jsports 4. She's really excellent. Very gentle and good at explaining what's going wrong.

 

[Layback11]

I have a gut feeling that Karen is taking this one.

 

[andromache]

UR and maybe two-foot on the 3T. As usual. 3Lz is just too damn big!

 

[Lissy]

Karen wants that title. Come on, girl!

 

[SarahSynchro]

Pop pop pop, pop till you drop...

 

[museksk8r]

But Gracie has a mental block right now and needs some mentoring to overcome it. I think she needs a more sympathetic coaching situation.

Hmm, do you think Kori Ade would be a good fit for Gracie then? Jason Brown is the spokesperson for positivity and joy, which Gracie needs in spades.

 

[Chemistry66]

Oh wow, Karen GOEs are HUGE.

 

[Yatagarasu]

UR and maybe two-foot on the 3T. As usual. 3Lz is just too damn big!

It's green. Looked that way to me too but ...

 

[randomfan]

Alright, at this point Karen is on the podium for sure

 

[Mrs. P]

...actually, as sad as I am for Gracie and Tessa, I'm so excited for Mariah and Caroline.

Gracie could take a page out of Caroline Zhang's playbook.

 

[OS]

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Plisskin]

Her 3T from her 3-3 looked 2 footed. Maybe UR? Oh Jesus that 3L was big and gorgeous.