Well, Jason v. Vincent has died down somewhat, so something needed to take its place.

Here is my handy dandy guide for posting whenever Jason is chosen for any comp over any other skater:
I can't believe USFS selected Jason Brown over Skater X for Competition Y. Skater X is the future of skating. He jumps quads with the greatest of ease. He can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Brown is a hack who has done nothing in the past <insert number> years. Every medal he has won was a fluke. I don't see artistry so of course if I don't see, he doesn't have it. Jumping quads is the very future of our sport and the key to millions/thousands/whatever of people watching! Brown is useless if he can't jump quads. We don't live in the 1990s/2000s/1950s. Wake up and smell the rinkside coffee.
I have read variations of this post many times, and I am sure I will read it many times more. I give free license for anyone to use this one if they don't feel like writing their own.