"There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks in A League of their Own
"I beg your pardon, what do you mean 'naked'?" - C3PO
*R2-D2 series of beeps and bloops*
"My parts are showing???"
Coach George Knox: "I want you here, in uniform, at 9am. We're going to work on fundimentals!"
Player: "Fundimentals? In the middle of the season??"
Pitcher: "I thought the game started at 1?"
Knox: "It DOES start at 1, and you're a jack@$$"
Pitcher: "No I'm a pitcher."
*knox gives up*
Player: "You can be a jack@$$ and a pitcher."
Player: "Si. It's very common."
I LOVE Angels in the Outfield
George Knox: "There's a thing called talent... THEY DON'T HAVE IT."
J.P.: "I knew it could happen!"
J.P.: (to Ranch Wilder) "I know who you are, I heared your on the radio. You sure do have a big chin."
J.P.: (to Mel Clark) "You used to be Mel Clark???"