Oh, to caption Michelle and Irina...

[Spirit]

I have no doubt Michelle Kwan and Irina Slutskaya were just chatting, but the camera really caught Michelle at the wrong moment.

http://www.usfigureskating.org/content/events/200405/worlds/backstage/kwan-slutskaya.jpg

 

[attyfan]

Michelle: "Don't rely on my qualifying ... I'll be back"

 

[Doggygirl]

"I know you like shopping in the states, but don't you DARE buy any Vera Wang dresses!"

 

[Piel]

"We need a plan to get rid of Kostner before the Olympics."

 

[Dee4707]

"You twit, give me that medal."

Dee

 

[Linny]

Caption

Is it true that you refused to room with Elena (that's her to Irina's left, isn't it)?
Linny

 

[tannisming]

Kwan-"But I'm a legend, I don't have to do a harder program." ......Irena -" Yeah?, legend this."

 

[Piel]

Kwan: "Legend THESE (as she pulls out her FIVE world gold medals)!"

 

[tannisming]

Michelle- " But I'm the Kween." .......Irena- "Don't look now but your paper crown is slipping hon."

 

[lavender]

Wasn't this round before the qual round?

 

[Piel]

But my nine U.S titles, five World titles, and two olympic medals are on the record books forever, hon! Bielman that!

 

[show 42]

"Let's do lunch when we get back to the States.......you are doing the Collin's tour, aren't you? Just remember, I get to skate last!!!................. .42

 

[tannisming]

Michelle-"Do you think my 3/2/2 will be enough to win the Olympics?"........... Irena- " Sure Michelle, that'll do it."

 

[skatepixie]

"You stole my Gold! Give it to me now!"

 

[Figureskates]

GGgggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............

 

[thisthingcalledlove]

Michelle: So, does your husband like the Biellmann?

Irina: Oh yes! He says it gives added spice...err...degree of difficulty...

 

[IDLERACER]

"You stole my Gold! Give it to me now!"

Naw, it doesn't look like that's what she's saying. However, in THIS photo, it sure looks like that's what Sasha Cohen is thinking. ​

 

[Piel]

Idle that is too funny! Sasha looks like she is thinking "I could grab it and make a run for the airport".