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Another show of Urgant:



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Urgant: The Ice Age continues on Channel One (laughter). Today skaters have come to us who have nothing to do with this show. Why? Because, it turns out, it turned out that there are skaters on Earth who do not participate in the "Ice Age". Why? Because they are professional athletes preparing for the Winter Olympics. They are our Olympic hopes, they are generally our superstars and stars. Our whole team has come, please welcome: Alena Kostornaya, Kamila Valieva, Maya Khromykh and Anna Shcherbakova.

(music)

Urgant (to the audience): Show it! Hold [posters], hold! Show the hall! I have never seen such a thing. Girls, look, what kind of agitation is for you - as if you were being elected governor of the Moscow Region. How much tissue wasted (pause) in vain! (Again to the audience) Put it down! It is not visible to many. Sit down, thanks, sit down!

Urgant: Hello girls, hello! Thank you so much [for coming]. Well, we have already met with Anna and Alena. Kamila and Maya, this is your first time with us. But we still saw each other: you sat [in the audience's seat] and supported your coach, who came to our show (and she was not alone). Thanks again for coming, let's [get started]. Please, there are some news about all of you, which are not directly related to figure skating, but are related to you. Anya, did you jump with a parachute?

Anna (nods): Yes!

(applause)

Urgant: You jumped without being the hope of the Russian parachuting team?

(girls laugh)

Urgant: I want to know how this happens and why the coaching staff ... In general, how does this staff relate to the fact that you jump with a parachute. Please, how was it?

Anna: Well, there is a story: when Daniil Markovich found out that I would be in Dubai, he advised what to do there, and at the end jokingly added: “just don't jump with a parachute” ...

Urgant: And laughed and hung up?

Anna: Yes! It was all that way.

Urgant: And he did not know that he sowed the seed of doubt

Anna: After which, as he said, he went to Instagram, and there I was: “Hello everyone! Today I will be skydiving. "

Urgant: Daniil Markovich! (waves his hand at the camera)

Anna: I chose the absolutely safe option - I jumped with an instructor who did everything for me ...

Urgant: Is this called a safe option? A safe option is when you put on a parachute and jump on the ground, like that! (bounces in chair) This is a safe option.

Anna: It seems to me that just this option is more dangerous: you can, for example, twist your leg.

Urgant: Yes, or even pour the tea. (wipes off the tea that has spilled on the table). Yes ... So what, was it scary? In general, this is an extreme sport.

Anna: I was worried when I was waiting for the jump, when we flew in an airplane, and when there was a huge hole in the floor, half the size of the airplane. At these moments it was a little scary, but then, at the moment of the jump, it was what I was waiting for. I really like.

Urgant: Didn't you want to make a toeloop at the time of the jump, flying in the air?

Anna: Well, this is the next time I'll try ...
 
part 2:

Urgant: Okay, thanks, it was extreme from Anya. Kamila, a question for you. I heard that Kamila Valieva, in her spare time, of which she has little, instead of collecting butterflies, collecting wildflowers or buying posters with images of Disney princesses, is engaged in karting. And I would like to ask in more detail about this. It's also dangerous to drive on the kart.

Kamila: Yes, it's dangerous, but I do it very carefully as I can.

Urgant: How fast? (Alena whispers: "120") High?

Kamila (nods): Yes ... I honestly don't know for sure.

Urgant: Oh, because there is no speedometer on the kart?

Kamila: Yes!

Urgant: What a nightmare!

Kamila: I have ... Maya and I even went to go kart before the short program.

Urgant: So! Was it scary?

Kamila: No!

Maya: eleven horsepower ...

Kamila: Eleven horsepower!

Urgant: Eleven horsepower? Well, wait a second - this is fast driving, it can lead ... Kamila, you don’t ride there alone, someone can crash into you, here is Maya, for example ...

(girls laugh)

Kamila: Well, we're careful ...

Urgant: Competition is coming soon, Maya can deliberately [bump]

(everyone laughs)

Urgant: She can say: oh, look, Kamila is going - and ... It's not scary, isn't it an extreme sport too?

Kamila: No, on the contrary, I like it.
 
part 3:

Urgant: Maya, could you, dear Maya, tell us all about the phrase that became a meme? The phrase sounds like this: "Maya can", right, it sounds like that?

Maya: Yes!

Urgant: If we were in Mexico, it would be about [what can] an ancient civilization, but here we are talking about the skater of the Russian national team. Tell us what it is, why it has become such a meme for figure skating fans.

Maya: When I learned the quadruple jump, Eteri Georgievna in the Instagram group published this video and wrote the hash tag "Maya can." And then, at my competition, at the final of the Russian Cup, I landed two quads for the first time, after that everyone picked it up.

Urgant: That is, now what does it mean - when someone has something ... You didn't get this jump for a long time, did you?

Maya: Yes.

Urgant: When someone does not succeed for a long time, can we write "Maya can"? Does anyone have a Maya Can poster in the audience?

(Viewers raise a poster that says "Our Maya Can Do Anything")

Urgant: Thank you! Yes, Maya, you can impress. But now, if something does not come out for a long time, and then it still works, then we can also write such a hash tag, right?

Maya (nods her head): Yes!

Urgant: That's it! Thank you, OK. Now Alena. I want to ask you a question: do they say that you began to slowly cover yourself with tattoos?

(everyone laughs)

Urgant: You know, it's not that we are against it. Alena has the right to make decisions herself, she is an adult ... Alena, tell us what happened to you that you, dear, as they say, fell under the needle?

Alena: It's a hard life! (everyone laughs)

Urgant: Well?

Alena: Well, for a very long time I wanted to get some kind of small tattoo, and then somehow by itself it went on increasing ...

Urgant: Yes, it always happens, as Timati claims.

Alena: Once you try it, you won't stop. That's it, this is a nightmare.

Urgant: And how ... Well, I beg your pardon, but how did the coaching staff react to this? I understand that coaches cannot prohibit, because there is no such law, this is your own business, but they can ask: "Well, write ETERI in beautiful letters."

(everyone laughs)

Urgant: Or for you to write: "Thanks to Daniil Markovich." As we do, because our doctors are called exactly the same way.

Alena: Well, probably, I have not yet reached the level to write this. Because figure skating will pass, but the tattoo will remain for life. Tattoos remind me of difficult times, of overcoming myself ...

Urgant: Wait, so you got a «Maya Can» tattoo?

(everyone laughs)

Alena: No!

Urgant: Alena, do you can show some your tattoo?

(Alena demonstrates a tattoo)

Urgant: WOW!

(applause)
 
last part:

Urgant: Dear friends, we will now have to throw soft toys over an obstacle. The game is called "Here take it, throw it there"

(Screensaver with the name of the game)

* Note: in Russian, "Take Here" is «Тут бери» Tut beri

Urgant: The Russian national figure skating team ... Girls, do you think it's easy? Look, there are four of you, two of us, but Mitya and I have been playing in this duet for a very long time. Here we beat both Berman and Zhandarev, and Maslyakov and Guzman ...

Mitya: It was not very difficult.

Urgant: I see these names are familiar to you (girls laugh) The task is very simple: we have to throw soft toys to each other at speed for 30 seconds. When the time is up, let's count which side has the most stuffed animals. Whoever has more, he lost. Do you understand? Imagine the situation that this is the rink side, you are on the ice. Mitya and I are fans who throw toys, and you, knowing that we are not vaccinated, throw these toys back to us.

(everyone laughs)

Urgant: Do you understand? You are ready:

Girls: Yes!

Urgant: If you are ready, it is strange that you have not yet gone back to your places. So…

Mitya: Win against little girls! Love!

Urgant: Save it for the 65th anniversary of KVN. The toys are now equally divided, but some will have more, some will have less. Whoever has more toys has lost. So, if you are ready - time!

(game is on)

Alena (pointing to Mitya): He threw it after the signal!

Anna: Disqualification!

Urgant: Why?

Alena: After the end of the time, he threw it!

Urgant (to Mitya): After the end of time, you was throwing! We lost because of you.

Mitya: I deliberately want us to lose.

Urgant: Let's count the toys. Count it with us, Mitya.

Mitya: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven ...

Urgant: My heart will stop now! I would have died here ...

Mitya: 19!

Urgant: How much?

Mitya: Approximately 20 ... I'll count it again!

Urgant: You think how the points were counted in rhythmic gymnastics at the Olympics! No need for roughly, count for sure.

Kamila: Thirteen ... Fourteen.

Urgant: How many do you have? Fourteen?

Mitya: twenty one!

Urgant: It can't be! The girls have 14, but why do we have more?

Mitya: We're older!

Urgant: Well, if we are older, we still always win ... Give us flowers, we wish you all victory at the Olympics!
 
A new television series called "The Last Axel" ("Последний аксель") has begun showing in Russia. Short description:
After the sudden death of her tyrant father, Katya comes to Moscow to join the team of an equally tough coach and compete at the World Figure Skating Championships. Katya wants to win and receive a grant, with the help of which she and her younger sister will find the long-awaited freedom.

Now let's take a look at the "tough tyrant coach" (in the series her name is Artakova):
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Doesn't it remind anyone?

Tutberidze's team, oh sorry, Artakova team, has a choreographer. And this role is played by Yagudin. Yes, the real Yagudin. Honestly, I would not have had enough imagination to come up with this - Yagudin as Gleichengauz:scratch2:.

Probably, in some next series about figure skating, Plushenko will play the role of Yagudin himself:). It should be epic.

It should be noted that TV-Tutberidze trains girls who are clearly over 20 years old. Apparently, age restrictions have already been introduced here. Evgenia Medvedeva acted as a consultant for the series.
 
A new television series called "The Last Axel" ("Последний аксель") has begun showing in Russia. Short description:


Now let's take a look at the "tough tyrant coach" (in the series her name is Artakova):
eteri2.png

Doesn't it remind anyone?

Tutberidze's team, oh sorry, Artakova team, has a choreographer. And this role is played by Yagudin. Yes, the real Yagudin. Honestly, I would not have had enough imagination to come up with this - Yagudin as Gleichengauz:scratch2:.

Probably, in some next series about figure skating, Plushenko will play the role of Yagudin himself:). It should be epic.

It should be noted that TV-Tutberidze trains girls who are clearly over 20 years old. Apparently, age restrictions have already been introduced here. Evgenia Medvedeva acted as a consultant for the series.
Do they begin the show with a disclaimer that says all the events depicted are fictional? Haha

Surprised the fictional coach wasn’t named Terri Trupendezi. Haha
 
Do they begin the show with a disclaimer that says all the events depicted are fictional? Haha

Surprised the fictional coach wasn’t named Terri Trupendezi.
as I noticed, no. Instead, they revealed that the main theme of the series is abusing:biggrin:. In addition, in one of the episodes, they promise to show a cameo of Zhenya Medvedeva. Trailer:


This is the main character of the series:
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And this is some girl who looks like her:
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Who could it be?:)

Surprised the fictional coach wasn’t named Terri Trupendezi.

could be a simpler option. Tamberidze for example:)
 
as I noticed, no. Instead, they revealed that the main theme of the series is abusing:biggrin:. In addition, in one of the episodes, they promise to show a cameo of Zhenya Medvedeva. Trailer:


This is the main character of the series:
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And this is some girl who looks like her:
zagit.jpg

Who could it be?:)



could be a simpler option. Tamberidze for example:)

That’s hypothetical gold medalist Selina Rashimova. I say hypothetical because in this show she may lose the gold medal to consultant Medvedeva. Haha

Should have just paid Eteri and put the cameras inside Sambo 70. This show is just a ”fictional“ version of that. They aren’t even trying to hide it. Would beat any scripted series.

Also, Eteri might actually beat one of the cameramen for pissing her off. Must watch TV. Haha

But, you have to provide plots and a review of every episode. This has the makings of a classic so bad it’s good show.
 
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Should have just paid Eteri and put the cameras inside Sambo 70. This show is just a ”fictional“ version of that. They aren’t even trying to hide it. Would beat any scripted series.

Also, Eteri might actually beat one of the cameramen for pissing her off. Must watch TV. Haha
Well, I still don’t think that in real life Kamila Valieva, coming to the locker room, can find the inscription “Die, bitch” written by Maya Khromykh on her locker:biggrin: .

But, you have to provide plots and a review of every episode. This has the makings of a classic so bad it’s good show.

I have only watched the first episode so far, but I got the impression that the authors, using well-recognizable visual images, are telling some kind of ridiculous story, which not only did not exist, but could not exist.

Imagine a movie like this: In 1959, the son of a tyrannical Iowa farmer comes to Washington. Outwardly, he is very similar to John F. Kennedy, but for some reason his name is Jack Sparrow. He makes his way to an appointment with a man named Rhett O’Hara, who looks a lot like Edgar Hoover and says: please insert my name on the list of contenders for the next presidential election. I am much better than all your senators! And at the same time, Jack's main goal is to get the president's salary and help his poor little brother.

I bet that in the first minutes of such a movie the audience will start screaming: WTF?!! And the director replied: calm down guys, this is just my fantasy. At the same time, he smiles slyly, because he knows: Jack's vice president will be a man who is almost indistinguishable from Fidel Castro.
 
Imagine a movie like this: In 1959, the son of a tyrannical Iowa farmer comes to Washington. Outwardly, he is very similar to John F. Kennedy, but for some reason his name is Jack Sparrow. He makes his way to an appointment with a man named Rhett O’Hara, who looks a lot like Edgar Hoover and says: please insert my name on the list of contenders for the next presidential election. I am much better than all your senators! And at the same time, Jack's main goal is to get the president's salary and help his poor little brother.

I bet that in the first minutes of such a movie the audience will start screaming: WTF?!! And the director replied: calm down guys, this is just my fantasy. At the same time, he smiles slyly, because he knows: Jack's vice president will be a man who is almost indistinguishable from Fidel Castro.

Knowing how the films and TV shows deal with history currently, this could appear on Netflix very easily. Maybe you can try to send them a subject :biggrin:
 


“Eteri Georgievna is very inspiring, because she will always find exactly those moments in your box office where you need to improve, and she will say such a thing that I will hear for the first time in 4 years of working with her.
For example, according to the program, he will say a new thought, and you listen and understand: yes, this was not enough for me. "
Kamila Valieva
 
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