Parody Alert!
Finally - the weakest link WENT... Haley definitely needed to go... all I can say is: it's about time...
hopefully Sanjaya continues to sing and not just be the new William Hung...
You called the bottom 3, Toni! I'm not sorry Haley went, even though I'd picked Phil to go this week in the office pool. (As much as I like the guy, I can't carry him through all by my lonesome.)
As for Sanjaya, I have a song for him to sing for Country week! This can be sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire":
Vote for Sanjaya!
Sings like he's just fourteen
And he makes the tweentards scream
He arouses Simon's i-yah
I must vote for that boy Sanjaya
I've been shunned 'cause I'm voting for Sanjaya
They look down, down, down since I joined that choi-yah
When I vote, vote, vote for that Sanjaya
I'm a pariah
I fell into the mad world of Sanjaya's
With my brain, brain, brain pulled out by his pli-yahs
And the signs, signs, signs call him "papaya"
That boy Sanjaya
The stage where Idols meet
It bows in its defeat
Watch while that mild-mannered child
Drives...everybody wild
I can't wait for the next song from Sanjaya
He could sing, sing, sing "They Call the Wind Mariah"
With his hair, hair, hair a pointy spi-yah
That boy Sanjaya
Watch that boy set the Idol stage on fi-yah
If he wins, wins, wins, Simon might reti-yah
So I'll vote, vote, vote for that Sanjaya
Vote for Sanjaya
So I'll vote, vote, vote, for that Sanjaya
Vote for Sanjaya
Vote for Sanjaya
Vote for Sanjaya...
Yes, at this point I'd agree that I'm watching way too much TV.
xoxo
Rave