Now that Asadafanboy is craziest yet.
MK divorces hubby after failed senate bid and decides to return to skating as an ice pair with Ryan Bradley. They win NATIONALS BASED ON POPULARITY, AGE AND SOME PRETTY GOOD SPINS AND THROWS.
Johnny and hubby reconcile, split, reconcile, split then divorce for good before Johhny and Hanyu run off to Vegas to elope in matching outfits designed by Johnny. Actually, this may not be ATC. )all that crazy-Johnny's new skating venture gets names ATC!
Gracie outskates everyone as usual but Russians keep buying all medals. Caro decides to skate in Korea in 2018 since Italy becomes part of new Soviet Union and she is "given an offer she can't refuse" by Vladimir Putin.
Julia grows and decides the Moscow Circus is the place for her as she develops a great contortion act.
YuNa Kim returns for 2018 having been promised " an offer she cannot refuse" by KSU and comes in Bronze. S. Korean president calls in Drones to stop the riots in Seoul when YuNa gets bronze. KSU files a complaint against itself and S. Korea. Adelina Sotnikova wins gold again but is spirited away from rabid insane mobs as her likeness is burned in effigy at KSU headquarters. She goes into hiding and is never heard from again.
Pchiddy starts a rap group and does only rap numbers. He offers to skate for any country but Canada and gets many offers and accepts to skate for Kazahstan to make amends for having stolen Denis Ten (retired) 2013 World gold medal. When done with his skating career, he becomes an entertainment lawyer and does dancing with the stars and wins the mirrorball. "Much better than Oly Gold" says Chan as he exits from performing after marrying his dance partner, Karina Smirnoff.
Aliona Savchenko and Bruno Massot win bronze in 2018 Olympics. After Aliona gets out of jail for toe picking the technical specialist, she and Fedor Andreev start preparing for nex:scratch:t Olympics in ?
You did say crazy, right?