Crazy Future Predictions

[shiroKJ]

And side-by-side layback Ina Bauers in the choreographic sequence!

And side by side I-spins

 

[anyanka]

My craziest prediction: Javier divorces Miki, and then marries me!

Jenny Kirk? Is that you?

 

[Pamigena]

My craziest prediction: Javier divorces Miki, and then marries me!

Sorry, he'll be taken. In an attempt to make all the shippers happy, Japan leases Yuzuru to a country that allows him to keep a harem. He gets married to 46 people, including Javier, and they then tour the world with their ice circus known as The 47 Roomies. Japan makes a killing selling memorabilia.

 

[Winnie_20]

. Japan makes a killing selling memorabilia.

 

[matmuh]

wow, i am all in for Nobu coming back and not zayaking, yuzuru joinning twitter, Pooh Prevention Policy, pool party, Jason shaving his hair, side-by-side biellmann spins, human-pretzel lift positions,side-by-side layback Ina Bauers seriously though, i love all ideas here are mine
Sui really loves being King and starts to throw/lift Han from now on
Yuzuru decides he didnt do his POTO justice and after working with Shae Lynn, he turns his POTO to an EX program, people will love it and decides to skate to POTO following season
Satoko grows 20cm and her jumps becomes HUGE and slays every competition

 

[theskatingbutterfly]

Ashley wins everything

 

[dress]

yuzuru decides he didnt do his poto justice and after working with shae lynn, he turns his poto to an ex program, people will love it and decides to skate to poto following season

please! No more poto

 

[WeakAnkles]

Johnny and Tara learn to say something more about ice dancing other than, "They skate with speed and passion" and "I really love their costumes."

Hey, a boy can dream, can't he?

 

[MaxSwagg]

Johnny and Tara learn to say something more about ice dancing other than, "They skate with speed and passion" and "I really love their costumes."

Hey, a boy can dream, can't he?

Tara and Johnny shock everyone by winning 2018 Nationals. Their "Genie in a Bottle"/"Poker Face" free dance is too good for even Meryl and Charlie's comeback and they end up wining the gold in Pyeongchang, breaking Meryl as Charlie's record. They promptly re-retire and return the next day to provide their commentary for the Ladies' event.

 

[daphenaxa]

Adelina wins gold in South Korea! Now that would be pretty epic!

 

[cheerknithanson]

Yuzuru Hanyu, Jason Brown, and Kevin Reynolds all make the same podium at one competition! Omg if that happens I'll die of happiness cause they're my three #1 favorite skaters!

 

[daphenaxa]

They will achieve the first side by side triple axel-triple toe combination and will do a throw quint axel, winning the pairs event, with Russia and the US crawling behind them!!! Yuzu lands a quad loop, and a triple axel quad toe combo in his individual free skate and Mao dominates in ladies. Japan wins team event, despite not having a title-winning ice dance team!!!

Nah besides Mao also does Ice Dance with Daisuke and they win gold in individual event and dominate the team event. So Daisuke: 2 golds (team and dance) , Yuzuru: 3 golds (team, men, pairs), Mao: 4 golds (ladies, pairs, dance, team). Now that would be an olympic I'd enjoy very much

 

[anyanka]

Adelina wins gold in South Korea! Now that would be pretty epic!

Heck YEAH that would shut EVERYONE up!

 

[Krunchii]

Patrick Chan wins Olympic Gold with his foot actually in his mouth, he has invented a new spin position to achieve that and blows everyone out of the water

 

[StitchMonkey]

Patrick Chan wins Olympic Gold with his foot actually in his mouth, he has invented a new spin position to achieve that and blows everyone out of the water

He does a one foot tango foot sequence with his blade in his teeth in lieu of a rose!

 

[Sandpiper]

Those aren't attractive images you're putting in my mind, guys! :hopelessness: (Also, shouldn't Patrick... remove... the skate before he does foot-in-mouth? Or else it'll get very... painful...?)

 

[Pamigena]

Those aren't attractive images you're putting in my mind, guys! :hopelessness: (Also, shouldn't Patrick... remove... the skate before he does foot-in-mouth? Or else it'll get very... painful...?)

Don't worry. The blade shouldn't be a problem. He'll soon reveal that he had to sit last year out because he's become the apprentice of a sword swallower. And I believe he can handle the boot. In fact I think we'll hear the word "bootylicious" quite often next season.
All in the name of art!

 

[Interspectator]

Boyang Jin wins the 2018 Olympics landing 5 quads in the Free Skate while skipping the Step Sequence and Choreographic Sequence all together.
The outcry at this changes the judging system again and the number of quads allowed in a program is limited to 3.

 

[Krunchii]

Those aren't attractive images you're putting in my mind, guys! :hopelessness: (Also, shouldn't Patrick... remove... the skate before he does foot-in-mouth? Or else it'll get very... painful...?)

Patrick will find a way, that's why I said blows everyone out of the water:dance:

 

[Sandpiper]

Boyang Jin wins the 2018 Olympics landing 5 quads in the Free Skate while skipping the Step Sequence and Choreographic Sequence all together.
The outcry at this changes the judging system again and the number of quads allowed in a program is limited to 3.

I'll happily cheer for 5-quad-no-steps Boyang over foot-in-mouth-sword-swallower Patrick (as attached as I am to step sequences, their omission does not cause nausea.)