OK, here we go, LOL.
General Observations:
1. Figure skating just
must be seen live. On TV you can't see how the skaters use the ice surface or how they react to the crowd, you can't judge their speed or get a good feel for the artistic integrity of the program taken as a whole.
2. I do not see how it is possible for Evgeny Plushenko ever to lose a figure skating contest from now to the end of his life.
3. Never, never, never, take the "business loop" of a freeway, thinking it might be a shortcut.
4. Best costume award. Ladies: Irina Slutskaya, gorgeous in black-and-rhinestones. Second place, Jenny Kirk, simple elegance.
Men: Evgeny Plushenko, basic black with a splash of red at the throat.
Rusty hanger: I agree with Sk8er1964 that Brian Joubert's ship costume looks better in person than on TV. The detail is actually kind of interesting. The light-colored material on the chest really does look like a ships sails, with authentic rope rigging. I liked it, in a fifth-grade "let's do a pageant about the discovery of the new world" sort of way.
So I'll have to go with Johnny Weir's frosted blue icicle, for the RHA.
5. Pretty nice crowd. The Palace was about half full, so I would guess about 10,000 in attendance.
The men:
1. Definitely a triumph for
Evan Lysacek. He hit everything (8 triples), but more than that, he carried off his Mr. Entertainment persona without a hitch for the entire four-and-a-half minutes. This is my new favorite skater (my old one is Matt Savoie).
This performance set up the excitement and drama as one skater after another, all of them bringing stronger reputations than Lysacek, tried to top him. Weir, Griazev, Jahnke, Joubert -- one by one they fell by the wayside, and there was Evan still at the top, winning a silver medal as a last minute substitute for Tim Goebel. That was really cool.
2. Oh Johnny, oh Johnny, oh! That stunk on ice.
But one thing I like about
Johnny Weir, when he messes up he doesn't try to play it off behind a brave smile. (The first rule of performance skating -- when you fall down, try to pretend it's part of the act.) As Sk8er1964 remarked, when Johnny took his bow his face was saying, "Ok. Whatever."
Maria Butyrskaya was another skater who had an honest face. When she made mistakes, her face was like, "Oh brother, I messed up again."
Johnny never really got into his performance, it seemed to me.
3.
Andrei Griazev. Not a good outing. One fall, several popped jumps, the flow of the program had many discontinuities. Every once in a while he would inexplicably come to a dead stop and wiggle his body up and down like a fish.
The strongest elements of his program were his moves in the field.
4.
Ryan Jahke. Great music well interpreted! Good footwork and a cool 'Tano Lutz late in the program.
But he missed his landings on almost all of his jumps, which cost him in both tech and presentation. A home town boy, he was the crowd favorite.
After the intermission he came up into the stands right by where we were sitting and watched the ladies' competition with friends and family.
5.
Brian Joubert. BJ, it's not too late to pitch that dog of a program and get something else in time for Worlds. To me, it seems to be without any coherent artistic center. That cutesy little Yagudin toe dancing provides nothing more than comic relief. Both for Joubert and Griazev, Coach Alexei has to learn that his students are not he.
Brian fell on his opening quad, had a shaky landing on his triple Axel, did a triple toe instead of a quad toe on his second attempt. Got 5.3s and a 5.2 for technical.
6. After the foregoing splatfest (except for Lysacek, still sitting in triumph atop the leader board at this point), mercifully, here comes THE MAN. I wonder what
Evgeny Plushenko was thinking as he took the ice. Something along the lines of, "Gee, I have a chance to win $50,000 if I can just somehow manage to outskate Evan Lysacek."
He opened with a quad toe-triple toe and a 3Axel-2toe and never looked back. I thought he did another quad, but reports are that the rest were merely triples. Almost a perfect program (he doubled one jump near the end). Wonderfully original footwork, huge (partial) standing ovation, IMO Evgeny saved the competition. A man among boys. You all have a treat ahead when they broadcast this on December 12!
Exhibitions:
1.
Rene Inoue 
is one of the prettiest ladies in skating. They did a rather standard exhibition performance to a slow bluesy song. Very charming. Highlighted by a big and beautifully landed triple throw jump.
2.
Belbin and Agosto did their free dance to gypsy music. As far as I could tell it was not watered down from the competitive version. Very fast, lots of intricate steps.
I hope they show both of these exhibitions on the TV coverage. This was a nice part of the show. Both were very well received by the crowd.
I'll put my report on the ladies in the other thread.
Mathman