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Yulia beats him to it with a spin position where she is on one leg with the free leg stretched all the way around her neck and holding the blade in her teeth, thus allowing for some rather epic arm positions. :scratch:
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Yulia beats him to it with a spin position where she is on one leg with the free leg stretched all the way around her neck and holding the blade in her teeth, thus allowing for some rather epic arm positions. :scratch:
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Pssst. These are supposed to be crazy predictions.
My prediction:
At Pyeongchang Yuzuru decides that he doesn't care for another Olympic medal after all and that going out with a splash is more importrant. He performs an SP in a skirt in revenge on all who have ever complaned about his costumes and in LP he throws a sequence of 4 triple axles just for kicks and giggles. (Of course Boyang wins Gold with his 5 quads and no Step of Choreograpic Sequence.)
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Yulia Lipnitskaya learns to vogue from the I-spin position. It goes viral and subsequently Apple endorses her and buys the naming rights to her trademark move and from now on we have to spell it iSpin
Mao Asada'a return comes with a twist. A twist pf lemon to be exact. A friendly lunch turns confrontational when her coaches suggest she add lemon to her iced tea. A seemingly harmless comment leads to a war of words and subsequently Mao decides to leave her coaches and instead decides to coach not only herself but also takes on Anna P. who leaps at the opportunity.
A spider web actually appears during one of Elena Radionova's magically twisty Biellmans spins. The judges are forced to give her a penalty and call it a wardrobealfunction.
Anna P. wins Japanese Nationals!
Mariah Bell skates to the Grinch and smiles the whole time.
MTV does a reality TV show on figure skating.
The ball again is growing hazy....maybe they'll be more visions but for now I need rest.
Mao Asada'a return comes with a twist. A twist pf lemon to be exact. A friendly lunch turns confrontational when her coaches suggest she add lemon to her iced tea. A seemingly harmless comment leads to a war of words and subsequently Mao decides to leave her coaches and instead decides to coach not only herself but also takes on Anna P. who leaps at the opportunity.
A spider web actually appears during one of Elena Radionova's magically twisty Biellmans spins. The judges are forced to give her a penalty and call it a wardrobealfunction.
Anna P. wins Japanese Nationals!
Mariah Bell skates to the Grinch and smiles the whole time.
MTV does a reality TV show on figure skating.
The ball again is growing hazy....maybe they'll be more visions but for now I need rest.
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Yuzuru Hanyu, Jason Brown, Patrick Chan, Javier Fernandez, and Plushy get together to share a case of wine and some good conversation. They all realize they are sick of figure skating and decide to form a synchronized swimming team. They agree to compete for Liechtenstein. This opens up the field in men's singles and brings tons of publicity to synchronized swimming. Male skaters are happy; synchronized swimming is happy; Liechtenstein is happy.
During a training session for the new team, a negligent nanny allows Pooh to fall into the pool. Sadly, he drowns. A distraught Hanyu announces he will retire from synchronized swimming and join the competetive rodeo circuit. Liechtenstein mourns. Cowboys are jubilant.
During a training session for the new team, a negligent nanny allows Pooh to fall into the pool. Sadly, he drowns. A distraught Hanyu announces he will retire from synchronized swimming and join the competetive rodeo circuit. Liechtenstein mourns. Cowboys are jubilant.
Aljona and Bruno win everything. They start by sweeping all the B-level events in fall 2015 en route to taking Euros and Worlds 2016, then sweep through to OGM. Then she says she wants another gold and convinces Ondrej Hotarek to split with Valentina (who was going to retire anyway) and skate for Germany to win 2022 Olympics.
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And Misha Ge replaces Hanyu right? I mean he needs to represent a few more countries i think.
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There is a shortage of sequins and feather boas and designer bags sends Johnny Weir into a tizzy and he turns to Evan Lysacek for comfort. Evan realizes he didn't deserve the Vancouver Oly Gold and gives it to an orphanage to sell.
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Adelina retires from skating for a high paying, permanent job on dancing with the stars. She and Plushenko go on to win it all the next year with a routine to "Though the Eyes of Love" which features Plushenko doing nothing but off ice quads.
Nancy and Tonya resolve their issues on celebrity boxing.
Akiko Suzuki comes back from retirement and destroys her competition with a free skate that features a mash up of Firebird/Poto/Carmen. The ISU subsequently bans all 3 from future competitions.
Nancy and Tonya resolve their issues on celebrity boxing.
Akiko Suzuki comes back from retirement and destroys her competition with a free skate that features a mash up of Firebird/Poto/Carmen. The ISU subsequently bans all 3 from future competitions.
This first part is not that far off IMO. It's certainly plausible. The public loves her, clearly, so she's a major draw. Maybe she could start a lifestyle blog and become a socialite, the Russian answer to Tara Lipinski.
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The entire last group of ladies at the 2018 Olympics free skate are sucked through a wormhole in the ice during their warm up and into an alternate universe. In said universe, Yulia has the flexibility of a snail, Gracie is hailed as a "great artist," Ashley has never flutzed or two-footed, Satoko has GIGANTIC jumps, including a triple axel and three different quads, Elena is polished, refined and known for her elegant arm movements, and Yuna, somehow magically stripped down from 28 to 16, is a complete wax figure.
Psst, don't let Adelina hear you. She said explicitly she 'doesn't want to be' Tara Lipinski.
(She was talking about the "retiring after OGM" part, granted, but still).
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Psst, don't let Adelina hear you. She said explicitly she 'doesn't want to be' Tara Lipinski.
Adelina is a big question mark. I sincerely believe that she does want to come back but I have doubts about whether she can be clean enough to compete in her country. Whereas if she were from a less competitive country she could try to peak at Worlds, in Russia she has to peak sooner and maintain a very high level throughout the season.
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Well, I'm not really sure this fits in this thread, but it needs to be shared!!! 
Team Russia meets Star Wars!
https://vk.com/wall-70359150_13856
Papa Mishin as Yoda and TAT as the evil Emperor (?) are particularly inspired!
Team Russia meets Star Wars!
https://vk.com/wall-70359150_13856
Papa Mishin as Yoda and TAT as the evil Emperor (?) are particularly inspired!
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The OGM curse strikes again and Adelina retires, but she manages to become a pernament partner for Gleb and they become a legendary dancing pair.
Elena and Nikita realize after all they are in love with each other, and dump their partners. Disapointed Viktoria and Ruslan form a new partnership and win a OGM ahead of Elena and Nikita after their twizzle error.
Yuna decides she wants to compete in 2018 Olympics. However, she places below Mao who wins. They share an emotional hug and skate their final exhibition together, causing the Twiter to explode, after they become trending.
Yuzuru does an-all-quad program, including a 4A. Bionic Plushenko takes the challenge and lands a 3A-4T conbination.
Sui and Han places on a close second place behind Savchenko/Massot. In 2022, they are third. However, they become another Chinese pair known for longewity and romantic relationship and finally win in 2026.
Elena and Nikita realize after all they are in love with each other, and dump their partners. Disapointed Viktoria and Ruslan form a new partnership and win a OGM ahead of Elena and Nikita after their twizzle error.
Yuna decides she wants to compete in 2018 Olympics. However, she places below Mao who wins. They share an emotional hug and skate their final exhibition together, causing the Twiter to explode, after they become trending.
Yuzuru does an-all-quad program, including a 4A. Bionic Plushenko takes the challenge and lands a 3A-4T conbination.
Sui and Han places on a close second place behind Savchenko/Massot. In 2022, they are third. However, they become another Chinese pair known for longewity and romantic relationship and finally win in 2026.
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