No splats!!!! NONE!!!Hello, American and not American skating friends!
It is Friday evening here in the central Europe, but I am not in the city but ready for some great quads and splats. Are you ready too?
Go Sam!!!! And Yaro! And everyone!Already Ashley Wagner has offended me, and we don’t even have any men on the ice yet. “The men you are here to see” being in the last group, Ashley?
Some of us, including me, are here for skaters in groups one and two, including Andrew T. Go Andrew!!
E.le sigh... time for another jump math lesson! Class, if we do a solo triple toe, when can we repeat it in the short program?
A). only in combination, because it's fine, right?
B). my coach didn't think of that because my quads are so reliable
C). never, because you can't repeat a solo jump and a jump in combination
D). always, if you like throwing away points and doing extra work
E). giant bottle of lotion
but isn't your microwave hot?My microwave has more personality and charisma than I saw in Yaro's skate today.