Some Caption Fun

[IDLERACER]

It's been awhile since we've had any kind of a caption contest. I found a couple of goofy pictures on the web, of assorted Americans and Canadians. Because the photos are from a Geocities site, I'm not sure whether or not they'll show up when you click on the links, but let's give it a try:
PICTURE #1
PICTURE #2​

 

[dlkksk8fan]

#1 "God can't they just wait till they get back to the hotel!"
#2 "With all our fancy dancing it seems we got our skates stuck!"

 

[Ravyn Rant]

1. "Let me tell you a little more about Amway.."
2. "That's not how you do the Achy-Breaky, you put your foot...here!"

 

[SusanBeth]

1-Ok people, I am not paying for these unauthorized breaks!

2- Oh no, someone's moved the outhouse!

 

[TRAxel]

#1...
Victor ~ I wish Scott would just shut up!
Shae-Lynn ~ I wonder what Steven is thinking about...maybe the good old days?
Todd & Jenny ~ I love you, I love you more, No I love you more, No no no...I love....
Scott ~ Get a room already!
Steven ~ I can't believe how big my nose looks from this angle!
Rene ~ WOW, Steven's nose is huge!!
Gorsha ~ What smells, was that you Josee?
Josee ~ Uhhhh NO! But what is that smell???
Brian ~ hehehe...it was ME...beans, get me every time!

#2...
Steve ~ Can you believe that none of us know what we are doing?

 

[Doggygirl]

Here goes...

#1: Scott: I will count to 10. When I reach 10, you will wake up and won't remember anything I've said. When you here the first note of music, you will get up and start doing what they're doing in picture #2, and you won't know why.

DG

 

[IDLERACER]

#1: Scott: I will count to 10. When I reach 10, you will wake up and won't remember anything I've said. When you here the first note of music, you will get up and start doing what they're doing in picture #2, and you won't know why.

That's what I was thinking when I saw the first picture. It looks like a goofy hypnotist act. I think the 2nd picture is from a different performance, however. Notice that Kurt Browning and Dennis Petrov have suddenly appeared.​