What do you call an Irina fan?

[Mathman]

So can we have a song about doing the Kwanster Mash?

 

[CDMM1991]

What about Buttle's Buttheads?

 

[Mathman]

What about Buttle's Buttheads?

And now for something truly amazing. In 1999, when Jeff finished 10th at Nationals in the Novice Division, the ladies novice champion at the Montreal Sectionals was -- Sarah Beavis.

(OK, it's official. I have nothing to do.)

MM

 

[show 42]

And now for something truly amazing. In 1999, when Jeff finished 10th at Nationals in the Novice Division, the ladies novice champion at the Montreal Sectionals was -- Sarah Beavis.

(OK, it's official. I have nothing to do.)

MM

42

 

[roundboypete]

So can we have a song about doing the Kwanster Mash?

The Kwanster Kash​

I was watching TV, late at night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
I saw Michelle, back from Nagano,
She was pitching Chevrolet on the late night show!

"I won me a medal, but you gottta be bold,
Gonna spin this silver into gold!"

She took the cash (she took the Kwanster cash)
The Kwanster cash (she was a boardroom smash)
The Kwanster cash (she caught on in a flash)
She took the cash (she took the Kwanster cash)

Skate America, twenty-ought-two,
They made her an offer that she couldn't refuse!
The next thing you know, could I be wrong?
She's opening a Disneyland in old Hong Kong!

Well, she's got her own rink, and you know it's not free,
Says, "All the top coaches want to work for me!
"If you want to tour, well, I'll be frank,
"Send ya resumé to me at the East-West Bank!"

She took the cash! (she took the Kwanster cash.)
The Kwanster cash! (she was a Wall Street smash.)
The Kwanster cash! (she caught on in a flash.)
She took the cash! (she took the Kwanster cash.)

How's that?

 

[Spirit]

And now for something truly amazing. In 1999, when Jeff finished 10th at Nationals in the Novice Division, the ladies novice champion at the Montreal Sectionals was -- Sarah Beavis.

(OK, it's official. I have nothing to do.)

MM

 

[Spirit]

How's that?

Brilliant!!!!!!

I was thinking of changing it to Kwanster Kash myself after I posted. You read my mind!

Dangit, GoldenSkate, where's the bowing icon?

 

[FreeKatie]

What do you call an Irina fan.... blind? Just kidding. No really, that was wrong.

I like the term "Irina Enthusiast"

 

[R.D.]

What do you call an Irina fan.... blind? Just kidding.

 

[Mathman]

Hey Spirit, I just thought of another one. Tonya Harding -- Leader of the Whack (Vroom, vroom).

 

[Spirit]

Hey Spirit, I just thought of another one. Tonya Harding -- Leader of the Whack (Vroom, vroom).